- Chuck Norris doesn´t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris´ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- There is no ´ctrl´ button on Chuck Norris´ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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