Today I´m just gonna give you a bunch of good Chuck Norris jokes :-)
![Today I´m just gonna give you a bunch of good Chuck Norris jokes :-)](https://basurde.blogia.com/upload/20080917105015-8de6c-chuck-norris-evolution.jpg)
- Chuck Norris doesn´t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris´ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- There is no ´ctrl´ button on Chuck Norris´ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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