Basurde Xiao Long

-          Chuck Norris doesn´t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-          Chuck Norris´ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

-          Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

-          There is no ´ctrl´ button on Chuck Norris´ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

-          Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.